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Why Pokemon is so Bad
The drawing are so god-damn awful! What kind of artist can get away with that? I think they've got a factory of 3 year olds drawing these charcters. Gimmie Magic The Gathering anyday.
Why are they so cute? If you played the card game you would be too busy laughing at their deplorable cuteness!
One of the lead characters is named Ash. This is deplorable! No cartoon character can be names after our hero, Ashley J Williams, Demon Slayer extrordinaire!
The rules are darn complicated. Buy a pack of cards and you'd get bored before you learn all the rules!
The voices of the cartoon characters. Ugh they are so darn squeaky and cute they make us shudder!
Who makes up the names? What kind of sick mind would call something a squirtle?
Pikachu saounds like a sneeze. I'm getting fed up of people walking around and saying "pika... pika... chu!" I always ask if they need a tissue.
Why the toys? I can't move around Stockport (my local shopping centre) without seeing a stuffed pikachu somewhere. I think I am starting to hate yellow...
You'll spend all your money on a load of cards and still not get what you want. This has happened to my little brother.
The cartoon plots are god-damn awful. So's the music. So are the cards. So is the whole idea of Pok�mon.
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